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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8128482.stm

Labour MP is to step down at the next general election for personal reasons, it has been announced.
Sittingbourne and Sheppey MP Derek Wyatt, who has the smallest majority of any Kent Labour-held seat at 79, was elected in the 1997 landslide

See, it would be amsuing if he'd actually stated the real reason, which would involve him saying something like 'Labour are gonna get their asses handed to them on a plate at the next election and theirs no way in hell I wanna waste my time campaigning to hold onto a seta i'm blatantly gonna loose'.